Dear Chairperson(s):
Alcotube USA, Inc., congratulates the parents, teachers and our NY Metro Area 2011 High School graduates.
Dear graduates this is your season! Yes the graduates coming out season as an adult and the new independent consumer of the future. The graduation of the class of 2011 is imminent.
We at Alcotube USA, Inc., are very involved in corporate co-op advertising dollars to partially fund the biggest concern of parents, teachers, the community and LAW ENFORCEMENT. The cursed worries of the potential DUI potential which are real, viable concerns backed by a long history of statistics. |
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Please consider “The Teen-age Prom Night DUI incidents” concerns and for the first time anywhere in the world you have a FOOL-PROOF, 100% ACCURATE, PORTABLE ALCOHOL BREATH TESTER, SOLD REAL CHEAP and perhaps FREE for YOU as a functional advertising product financed by corporations like newspapers, car dealerships, insurance companies, chambers of commerce, churches, non profits organizations, numerous celebrities and their promoters, record companies, apparel & clothing manufacturers and local distributors, local colleges and universities, etc. |
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Our reasoning is all sound, market tested, socially acceptable and irresistible to advertisers looking to expose themselves to a NEW EDUCATED CONSUMER. Every single one of you educated graduating seniors. Now that you graduates to imminently enter the REAL World of grown ups that should be all about keeping you, your friends and family members alive and well with the only 100% ACCURATE, RELIABLE, CIGARETTE SIZE BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL CALCULATING BREATH TESTER. Take the Dr. Tube Challenge: TEST IT BEFORE YOU DRIVE IT, DON’T RISK IT, DON’T GET CAUGHT “DEAD DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THAT CAR OR A PASSENGER IN THAT CAR… Please!
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